a condition that results in being easily offended by perceived slights over the internet. usually manifests itself in facebook posts, instant messages, chats, WOW or other mmorpg's. most often, but not always, a direct result of the lack of tone in written/typed communications. also known as I.S.; the act of becoming InSensed.
Dude, you get InSensed real easy! There's no need to act like a vagina and quit our party because you lost the roll for those leggings. You need to take your Internet Sensitivity down a notch.
The idealism commonly characteristic of of people living in the West, especially the western U.S. The inability to accept the gravity and reality of how the rest of the world lives.
"Ones' inability to comprehend & absolute offense to accept another persons cultural beliefs is an obvious sign of their western sensitivity."
"They suffer from western sensitivity, when observing someone living outside of their belief system, they lose their shit and try to force their ideals on them."
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."