CouchPotato2019's definitions

Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

You're on speaker

Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.

*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."

by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017

Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021

Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Carnivorism

The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.

Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.

Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.

by CouchPotato2019 September 2, 2018

Fire and Fury

Can be referred to as what is unleashed upon after eating a large meal from Taco Bell .

Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week's taco Tuesday.

by CouchPotato2019 August 8, 2017

Motaur

A mythical creature that has the body of a motorcycle and the head of a human.

Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.

by CouchPotato2019 March 6, 2020