CouchPotato2019's definitions

Doge Day

The best period of the year to buy dogecoin.

Everybody Today: Damn I missed doge day last year. I'd be a doge millionaire today.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021

Motaur

A mythical creature that has the body of a motorcycle and the head of a human.

Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.

by CouchPotato2019 March 6, 2020

war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.

War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Juul Room

A place where normal people relieve themselves and addicts stricken themselves.

Student 1: I'll be in the Juul Room!
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Gender Reveal

When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.

Bailey had an epiphany and decided it was time for his/her gender reveal.

by CouchPotato2019 July 23, 2019