CouchPotato2019's definitions

Gender Reveal

When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.

Bailey had an epiphany and decided it was time for his/her gender reveal.

by CouchPotato2019 July 23, 2019

war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.

War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Juul Room

A place where normal people relieve themselves and addicts stricken themselves.

Student 1: I'll be in the Juul Room!
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Atkins breath

A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.

Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.

by CouchPotato2019 April 7, 2019

PJ

Another term for 'Projects'.

BrokeBaby: Bitch I came out the PJ, not the projects!

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Bark

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

anti member berries

Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.

member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019