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Definitions by CouchPotato2019

The best period of the year to buy dogecoin.
Everybody Today: Damn I missed doge day last year. I'd be a doge millionaire today.
Doge Day by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Doge Father 

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.
To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
Hoover by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
A mythical creature that has the body of a motorcycle and the head of a human.
Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.
Motaur by CouchPotato2019 March 6, 2020

war hawk 

One who loves and/or prefers war.
War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!
war hawk by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Juul Room 

A place where normal people relieve themselves and addicts stricken themselves.
Student 1: I'll be in the Juul Room!
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag
Juul Room by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Gender Reveal 

When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.
Bailey had an epiphany and decided it was time for his/her gender reveal.