Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.
*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017
by CouchPotato2019 May 05, 2021
To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 04, 2021
Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.
by CouchPotato2019 March 06, 2020
by CouchPotato2019 April 08, 2019
The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.
Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
by CouchPotato2019 September 02, 2018
Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week's taco Tuesday.
by CouchPotato2019 August 08, 2017