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by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019
Get the Bark mug.Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.
*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017
Get the You're on speaker mug.To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
Get the Hoover mug.A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
Get the Quick Clean mug.Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.
member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!
by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019
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Get the Doge Father mug.The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.
Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
by CouchPotato2019 September 2, 2018
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