CouchPotato2019's definitions

Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

PJ

Another term for 'Projects'.

BrokeBaby: Bitch I came out the PJ, not the projects!

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

anti member berries

Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.

member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.

War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Bark

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

You're on speaker

Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.

*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."

by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017