Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.
*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017
by CouchPotato2019 March 01, 2019
Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week's taco Tuesday.
by CouchPotato2019 August 09, 2017
A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.
Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.
by CouchPotato2019 April 07, 2019
The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.
Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.
by CouchPotato2019 September 02, 2018
Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.
by CouchPotato2019 March 06, 2020
To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 05, 2021