blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.

JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!

by Hallie Corson October 5, 2004

Blinking

The act of listening to Blink-182

A: What are you doing tonight?
B: idk, probably blinking all night?
A: Won't that get boring after a while?
B: No, Blink ROCKS! :D

by Blinkmaster September 29, 2009

Blinking

When a poor internet connection prevents a user from maintaining a consistent status on a persistent online service, such as a chat program.

I was trying to chat with you on facebook, but you kept blinking on and off again.

by yakob_twj April 6, 2010

blinking

To wink simultaneously with both eyes for a very short period of time.

I can't stop blinking.

by gafhh14 November 22, 2011

Blinking

The combination of Blogging and Drinking.

The act of Blogging (while Drunk,) including details you probably wouldn't reveal if you were sober.

Can you believe what Zero posted on the Jagged Spiral blog? He *must* have been blinking!

I always go back the next day and read my blog posts after a night of heavy blinking.

by Conrad Zero May 8, 2008

blinking

another intensifier like bloody, stupid, ruddy, really, very, fricking

person 1: omg look at that girl blocking the door
person 2: blinking idiot! let me through

person a: i hate all these blinking traffic lights

person b: agreed! they are so blinking annoying

by gopro7reekal December 6, 2023

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005