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semistache

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.
by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010
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Serjstache

Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.
Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
....
He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:
by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010
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Femistache

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009
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sexstache

Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.
eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.
by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011
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sexistache

Half sexy, half mustache. It is the embodiment of manliness.
Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."
by Foilin Morrow January 9, 2008
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