semistache 

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

semistache by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

Serjstache 

Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.

Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
....
He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:

Serjstache by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010

Femistache 

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.

Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!

Femistache by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009

sexstache 

Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.

eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.

sexstache by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011

sexistache 

Half sexy, half mustache. It is the embodiment of manliness.

Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."

sexistache by Foilin Morrow January 9, 2008