Smoiste

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When your cloth is slightly damp

What close is slightly Smoiste

Smoiste by Bec,josh,Jane,myah May 5, 2019

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shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Related Words

Smoiste • Smister • smoasted • smoist • shmoisted • Smobster • smoished • smoitey Peter • soister • Buell’s Moisture

Smister

An affectionate nickname for my sister

I love my smister.

My smister is the best.

Smister by >^..^< May 5, 2009

smoist

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

smoist by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

soister

An amazing server owner. Dedicated & Educated. -Your Friends At NostalgiaParks

Wow, that kid is such a Soister.

-I know, right!

soister by NostalgiaParks January 2, 2019

Smisters

Sisters from another mister; female friends who treats each other as sisters.

Angel and RC have been close friends and refer to each other as smisters.

Smisters by ShanoaCandice October 21, 2018

Smobster

A Smobster is someone who belongs to the SMOB (Saahel's Fan Army). It's the self-identifying term for a Saahel (IG @saahellmusic) fan.

Bro, Saahel is just amazing, I'm such a Smobster!

Smobster by Saahel Supremacy December 5, 2022

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026