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selfsuck 

A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob.
My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and completely freaked out but now she's totally cool with it and now we have fun together while i selfsuck.
selfsuck by NinjaShart August 8, 2008
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selfsuck 

To brag about yourself, your achievements or anything that resolves around oneself.The act of floating ones own boat. Tooting your own horn. To boast.
Person1: I've got a University degree, I came away with a first and top of my class.
Person2: Mate, no need to selfsuck
selfsuck by frazzlefresh January 7, 2011

self suck 

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
self suck by Wiseman July 14, 2006

self-suck 

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.
Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.
self-suck by Adam Clapp January 31, 2006

self suck 

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue
ben loves to self suck...
self suck by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

self-suck 

If you need to look it up it's probably your best shot at getting a blowjob.
Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"
self-suck by sceadu October 23, 2006

Self suck 

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"
Self suck by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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