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self-suck 

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.
Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.
self-suck by Adam Clapp January 31, 2006
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self-suck 

If you need to look it up it's probably your best shot at getting a blowjob.
Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"
self-suck by sceadu October 23, 2006

self-suck 

to slob their own knob
"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"
self-suck by villin June 9, 2025

self suck 

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
self suck by Wiseman July 14, 2006

self suck 

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue
ben loves to self suck...
self suck by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

Self suck 

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"
Self suck by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016

Self suck 

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
Self suck by Nick Highger June 13, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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