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self-fucker 

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.
I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
self-fucker by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Self-fucker 

The process of fucking your self.
You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.
Self-fucker by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021

reflexive self-fuckery 

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.
Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

self-fuckery 

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation
By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.
self-fuckery by Naphrym July 19, 2014

Self-Fucked

If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
Self-Fucked by Dr. Syrus June 16, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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