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selfitis 

Obsessive compulsive desire to take one's photos and post them on social media
Those who take selfies often have selfitis
selfitis by royysh April 25, 2014
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selflish 

To do something selfless for selfish reasons.
John is so selflish, the only reason he helps out at the soup kitchen is because he wants to get in Jane's pants.
selflish by DampeS8N April 30, 2008
A selfish person who constantly recommends Netflix series to others, but never takes their recommendations.
I’ve watched 5 series recommended by Dan, but he’s never watched any of my recommendations; he’s such a selflix.
Selflix by @DubaiDadJokes July 8, 2020

selfitch 

Elin is such a selfitch.
selfitch by Tsereve March 31, 2008

Selflike 

(verb) Updating a status on your Facebook page and liking it immediately afterward.
"My friend just updated their Facebook status and selfliked it. What a loser."
Selflike by confuseddaily April 17, 2010

Selfliker 

Someone who likes all their own comments, videos, links, posts, etc... on Facebook. Can be done either sarcastically or narcissisticly depending on the situation.
Eric Glen Meyer is such a selfliker, he even wrote this post on urban dictionary and liked it on Facebook (who invented the word Like). Eric also wrote Like jokes into a live singing play. They were hilarious, everyone "liked" them in real life.
Selfliker by Pseudonius Rex December 8, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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