Selflatio

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

sellvation

Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith

Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.

by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007

selationship

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.

Ali is in a selationship with Sam

by jimi hendrix god May 10, 2007

Sextlationship

The unoffical relationship of two people developed through sexting. Flirting, hooking up, and sexting a person but not being officially in a relationship. Similar to a fuck buddy but has emotional elements of a relationship as well even though neither party will admit it.

A: "So are you two in a relationship?"
B: "NOOOO! WE ARE NOT!"
A: "But you guys sext and hook up right?"
B: "Well yeah but it is definitely not a relationship"
A: "So its a sextlationship!"

by Britney&LucyLiu February 14, 2013

shellatio

the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart

What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.

by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005

sinflation

When a business makes their prices ridiculously high to make maximum profit on something cheap.

Mike: "It's $70 per person for a game of mini golf."
Me: "$70?! Sounds like corporate sinflation."

by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021

sexalatio

when a man pulls out just before the big finish and gets head for the ending

he told me he was gonna cum and I didn't want to clean up the mess, so I gave him sexalatio and swallowed....

by TraumaQueen February 22, 2009