selfitis 

Obsessive compulsive desire to take one's photos and post them on social media

Those who take selfies often have selfitis

selfitis by royysh April 25, 2014

selfitis 

A diseases where an ugly person takes selfies to make themselves feel better

Did you hear..usama suffers from selfitis

selfitis by fgyi May 17, 2014

SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Selfieishness 

Being so consumed by your social media existence, app communications and mobile phone you miss out on the reality unfolding around you in real time..

Why was she late picking up her little brother?!

She was way too caught up in her own selfieishness and lost track of time.

Selfieishness by MorganTheRed January 12, 2016

selfieish 

When Amber puts her selifies on Facebook for the world to see and comment.

Damn, Amber! Quit posting pics of you driving on Facebook. That's so selfieish. Eyes on the road, bitch.

selfieish by TheBlueRoom November 7, 2013

selfieish 

Taking too many selfies without letting anyone else in the pictures.

Patty was totally being selfieish when she took 100 selfies and didn't ask her sister to get in on the fun.

selfieish by HSATgirl August 25, 2014

selfisism 

actions of taking selfie

Selfisism is a big trend in social media

selfisism by rjcsp July 1, 2016