self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

self-serving

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011

self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 08, 2008

self serve

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

Self Serve

The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better

by blackid April 20, 2008

Self Serve

Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away

Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode

by The V ONE 2nd To None November 08, 2016