segma

the best friend in the world typically named zeke

zeke: you have hella segma.
Kitty: you spelled it wrong

Zeke: no I didnt.

by Yeslawd September 6, 2022

segma

a classic misspelling of the word Smegma mainly used or even defined here by illiterate people with low impulse control.

Smegma comes from the greek word for "soap" (which had about the same consistency in these days) and describes the residues of the sebaceous glands, dead skin tissue, urine and sperm, which form a white to lightyellow substance under the male foreskin. kinda like cottage cheese.

illiterate A:
huhuh... hey like... wot's the name of that cheesy stuff i got around my bellend all the time?

illiterate B:
uh... uuuh... that would be like... SEGMA! huh-huh-huh.

by klugscheisser August 2, 2007

ryan seaman

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018

Selma

She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.

Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020

Selma

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Like LIL MAMAA, She cute. She’s a keeper. Always happy and has the cutest smile that you could stare at all day. Best person to talk to and text for hours. Pretty competitive, and is also really cute when she gets mad. She’s the girl that would be a perfect girlfriend and would be your best friend.

Jack: Didn’t you have a thing with Selma?

Eric: Yeah, damn I miss her she was Perfect

Jack: Sounds like Selma

by Idkwhattosay321 June 4, 2018

Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Selma

She is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, not to mention her amazing smile.If u have a Selma in your life keep her she’s also sensitive and bad at giving flirty signs like a guy sometimes.but she’s the one for you I promise

Did u hear about Selma yeah she’s beautiful

by Thatprettyboyjadiel March 20, 2020