4 definition by klugscheisser

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ok, here's the true explanation:

while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."

A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...

by klugscheisser July 02, 2007

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a classic misspelling of the word Smegma mainly used or even defined here by illiterate people with low impulse control.

Smegma comes from the greek word for "soap" (which had about the same consistency in these days) and describes the residues of the sebaceous glands, dead skin tissue, urine and sperm, which form a white to lightyellow substance under the male foreskin. kinda like cottage cheese.
illiterate A:
huhuh... hey like... wot's the name of that cheesy stuff i got around my bellend all the time?

illiterate B:
uh... uuuh... that would be like... SEGMA! huh-huh-huh.
by klugscheisser July 05, 2007

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hiphoppish for: "for sure, i'm with it."
mc peepants: "yo! zed... ya wit it?"

dj zed: "fa sho wit it"
by klugscheisser June 06, 2005

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1. A NEW YORK MINUTE has exactly the same length like every other minute in the World. What gives the expression its meaning is the AMOUNT OF ACTIVITY you can squeeze into a standard minute. Simple: when you are in New York, more things seem to happen in a minute than elsewhere.

2. it is NOT a time mode of Max Payne 2, but the tagline of the games atmosphere. duh!
...everything ripped apart in a New York minute... (tagline of the game Max Payne 2)
by klugscheisser June 20, 2005

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