2 definitions by Yeslawd

segma

the best friend in the world typically named zeke

zeke: you have hella segma.
Kitty: you spelled it wrong

Zeke: no I didnt.

by Yeslawd September 6, 2022

dick picz

A codeword for a male to send a female memes often from a credible meme dealer, close guy friend, or even a male at 12am on school night.

Often misunderstood for photographs of male genitals.

Meme dealer: Hey... You alone?
Her: yea, why?
Meme dealer: cause ima send you some dick picz.
Her: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Meme dealer: Look in the chat dipshit.

by Yeslawd November 7, 2020