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Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

Secretive caio 

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out
“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”
Secretive caio by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

secretagent 

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."
YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.
secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009

Secretate 

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.
Secretate by a tree598 June 7, 2018

secretate 

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary
"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"
secretate by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

secretive 

Being mean
Dave is being secretive about a show!!!
secretive by Summer heat February 14, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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