secretagent 

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009

secretagent bob

Looks like Conan O' Brien

secretagent bob is Conan O' Brien.

secretagent bob by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

Secretagent bob

Some guy from 404 error... he likes punk music, family guy and space balls

Secretagent bob by Not santa November 7, 2003

Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.

Secret Agent by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013

secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

secret agent by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005

secret agent status 

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

secret agent status by yetty b April 19, 2008

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

secret agent by Nik Lund June 16, 2005