seather

An abbreviated way to say "seattle weather".

"Look at all this cold wind and rain every day...this seather sucks."

"It's sunny in LA right now!"
"So jealous. It's typical seather up here."

by caffygiraffy January 20, 2011

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

slather ass

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.

by BMush April 26, 2008

slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 12, 2013