Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

Seared by Derek February 4, 2004

Seared

to be dissed or tricked

Justin: What has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every Friday night?

Tony: I don't know, what?

Justin: Your Mom!

Justin: Seared bitch.

Seared by Orick12 May 1, 2011

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

Seared Tuna by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

seared near 

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare

1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near

seared near by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014

Reverse Seared Filet 

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Reverse Seared Filet by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

pan-seared 

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.

Somebody's ass just got pan-seared

pan-seared by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007

Pan-Seared Cock 

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.

Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!

Pan-Seared Cock by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021