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shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
shop senile by Dullishpage January 17, 2019
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Shanilee 

Most awesome girl in the world. She is super cute and funny. She is one of the few angelic creatures that are lucky to be so great. Most intelligent person and has the best skills people wish they had. Nothing can hurt her cause she is invincible!
I wish Shanilee was my best friend, but I'm not cool enough!
Shanilee by cutestchicindahworld February 19, 2012
Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.
Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.
senile by Saints October 5, 2003
So old you got dumb diarrhea. You also can’t think for your own self
“Damn sister Lois is the definition of senile”
Senile by Senilepenilehehe December 13, 2018

Senile Penile 

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
Senile Penile by Vrider January 24, 2008
A cool guy who is loved by everybody and is kind, but has bad luck with the ladies. He knows how to party, and is a great person to borrow money off randomly. Always makes sex comments but is secretly a virgin
Seanie Boy
seanie by John Magnus November 10, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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