sealain

Meaning someone who is acting like a retard or crackhead

Bell: your being sealain meaning crackhead

Isa: haahahahhahahahha

by sealain October 6, 2019

Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.

A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.

by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

Shalaina

The beauty of the world. Shalaina is used for the most exotic, sexy, beautiful dreamer the universe has ever seen. Guys kill for Shalainas. Perfection, beauty, and a love for classical music make Shalaina an exceptional woman. If your lucky enough to get one, hold on to it. Unique and amazing, Shalaina will take your breath away.

"Shalaina is amazing, I have never seen anyone like her in my entire life."

"Woah, man! You got a Shalaina! Hold on to her, they're pretty rare."

"Dude, lay off my Shalaina. Finders, keepers."

by UrbanDictionary123456789098765 November 23, 2011

Searain

Warrior tank of legend, also known as the Dual Sword Knight; He played the Massive Multiplayer Online RPG "Final Fantasy XI" on Garuda server.

...The second problem involved with me leaving was how the job Warrior was viewed. Searain, the first war in EDI, loves tanking. When I say loves I mean LOVES. If tanking was a woman Searain would be her stalker/Husband/Wife?. This unfortunently seems to have caused the linkshell to think that all wars love to tank...

by Allsaints2 December 12, 2008

Sealing

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

by Tribert November 13, 2011