sealan 

flat surface below the roof; opposite of floor.

Look at that big spider on the sealan.

sealan by Courti February 3, 2010

ryan seaman 

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

ryan seaman by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018

Shalangabanged 

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!

Man i was so shalangabanged last night!

Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010

Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.

A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.

Sealand by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013

Air Selangor 

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.

Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.

Air Selangor by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019