seaf

Abbreviation of 'As if'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you would/do/can/will/might/should/may'

Origin : Australian Telstra Gamearena community

"Seaf wear a hat in the sauna"

"Seaf camp"

by shock. November 28, 2004

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Seafox

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

camp seafarer

the best camp ever! where you get to stand on the tables and sing at meals, and instead of hello everyone says AHOY THERE! where its still cool to dance all night to beach music in a thing called "the cage" with the hottest boys in the south! (seagull boys of course) sailing is a must do and you always smell of the neuse...but its the best place on the crystal coast!

Girl 1: i wonder if there is a heaven on earth
Seafarer Girl: umm..duh! camp seafarer of course

by southern belle May 13, 2005

Camp Seafarer

Camp Seafarer is the greatest place on the earth. me and my friends refer to it as our second home. Each year we await that amazing day when the gates open and we drive in and are assigned to our home for the next month. after swim testing, the first thing to do is to check out a beautiful scot with your scot skipper friends and sail all afternoon on the neuse. where fridays mean candy night and movie and saturdays of course mean shaving and shagging with the best looking guys who attend camp seagull in the cage. i miss camp seafarer so much and i love it and every girl there to death!! i love yall!!

C4T represent!

i love camp seafarer more than anything else in the world!

by C4T December 28, 2005