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The official name for the seal found locally in San Diego California answers with a honking sound. Brown, leathery, and loves the ocean.
hey mom can we go see the sea dogs today they sound so cute
Sea dog by anonymous December 19, 2020
Words you can keep
doggy of da sea aka da scawy shark
look it’s a sea dog it goes meowwwww
sea dog by squid wars February 1, 2020

Chilean sea dog 

the art of when making out with an alcohol-poisoned drunk bitch, taking her throw-up in your mouth, and carefully blowing it into her asshole, and then having anal sex with a tabasco covered condom into her barf-filled anus.
Nick gave hannah wilson the worst Chilean sea dog in history last weekend.
Chilean sea dog by Reinered December 17, 2008

Salty Sea Dog 

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog
Salty Sea Dog by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

old sea dog 

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
old sea dog by targetforever February 26, 2011

Salty sea dog 

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
Salty sea dog by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013

Old Sea Dog 

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.
My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice
Old Sea Dog by Α January 24, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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