scwartz

1.)The opposing power to the force.
2.)The way Darnie says force
3.)One of the requirements to reach your Loopy-Dar
4.)The power a wetarded jedi uses

Dardge my scwartz, fiendarishtillistical Bo-Bo.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Aaron Swartz

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.

Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 12, 2013

Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

Schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

by LT48313 March 5, 2011

Schwartz

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

Shwartzing

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.

I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.

by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019