An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.
Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you
by jiministy April 22, 2018
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