swartzed 

Getting shafted by having to work with a psychopath. Someone who, much like a turd in a swimming pool, will ruin everyone's day -- and eventually everyone's life.

Mark was really worried about the new guy assigned to his team; he didn't want to risk getting swartzed again.

swartzed by Doctor Jones June 19, 2007

Swartzed 

When you post something simple and lighthearted on facebook and somebody comments with a long, philosophic comment that usually has little or nothing to do with your post. The commentor will think this makes them look like a freaking scholar but it really makes them look like a total douchebag.

Facebook Post- What people need is some common sense.

Person doing the Swartzing- What is common sense? In the writings of Thomas Paine, He compiles that "A little matter will move a party, but it must be something great that moves a nation."Common Sense is one of the greatest methodological articles of argumentation ever composed.
Over the course of my lifetime, I was inspired by the author and became a pamphleteer of sorts myself.
A number of quotes from Robert F. Kennedy seemed to have been directly inspired by Common Sense, and I hastily looked them up and offer these two for your consideration:
"It is not enough to understand, or to see clearly. The future will be shaped in the arena of human activity, by those willing to commit their minds and their bodies to the task. All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don't. And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity." The Declaration of Independence itself is a direct offspring of this great tract. Jefferson and the others charged with developing the document were well aware of Paine and had the opportunity to evaluate his words and to use his methods in creating our declaration, and this takes nothing away from their genius which in actuality is common sense.

next comment- dude that sucks, she just swartzed you.

Swartzed by tindigger January 17, 2011

Swartzentruber

Girl who gets a lot of boys. Loyal to friends. Moves a lot. Don't like fake bitches. Loves MATH <3 AND HER DOG NAMED COBY. she will fuck you all night. holy shit man.

I just hooked up with a swartzentruber last night .

Swartzentruber by Joan. February 22, 2010

Swarted 

When someone is thwarted by a sword

Oh no The knight has swarted my plans!

Swarted by Shiver me December 1, 2022