Darnie's definitions

suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

by Darnie August 24, 2004

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

backstabtastic

The feeling of being betrayed or fucked.

This is really backstabtastic, Danny dumped me again.

by Darnie March 31, 2003

Dar-ba-lar

1.)Catch phrase of a Darnie.
2.) Showing great retarded pleasure,feeling, or anger.

What the dar-ba-lar are you dipshit.

by Darnie March 31, 2003

Wetard

1.) Retarded term for a retard.
2.)Shows utter stupidity.

You be fugin wetard.

by Darnie March 31, 2003

Dar ba lar

1.) A three syllabled phrase, usually said by retarded or mentally challenged children.
2.)A pointless phrase meaning absolutely nothing or everything.

Hey Dar ba lar! What the Dar ba lar are you Dar ba laringly Dar ba laring.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

Darmie

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE.
2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

by Darnie April 3, 2003