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to scunf somebody, is to play with their head, or to trick them, the victim of the scunf,
a scunfer is somebody who plays with peoples heads for fun or to get their own way.
and the victim of the scunf or scunffer is called a sunth, a mixture of dumb, kunt and thick.
' crap ive been scunffed' or 'for F**king hell stop scunfing people eric'
'you know what, your just a scunffer.'
'haha your sucha dunth'
scunf by bob sutton September 30, 2007
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the attachment structure bringing the horngus of a dongfish to the dillsack
scungle by Cofii May 27, 2018
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the scunge 

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge
the scunge by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019

The Scungilli Man 

Do not say his name.

The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.

The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".

Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.

According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.

If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.

Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.

The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.

In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.

Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.

Don't say his name.
"Hey guys, what's all this tall about The Scungilli Man?"

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME KISSEL!"
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adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended
"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"
Scuffed by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater
Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Heel scuff 

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.
I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!
Heel scuff by DMU77 May 19, 2015