scumly

a combination of attractive (comely) and scummy, like certain gorgeous celebrities who act like skanks. The attractiveness pulls you in so close that the skankiness reeks even more as a result. Ugh!

Friend 1: Did you see what (insert name of celebrity) did yesterday? How could someone that beautiful act so ugly?

Friend 2: Yeah, she's really scumly!

by Pellygirl November 7, 2009

Scumpy

Extremely dirty, showing lack of civilization, uncultured and not understanding the social norm.

They were so SCUMPY because they lived in a rabbit hole and only sat in their dwelling studying.

by Toll the Troll June 6, 2018

Vin Scully

A sexual act. When a woman talks to your Erect dick like a microphone before she goes down on you.

Right before she went down on me, she started talking into my dick like Vin Scully.

by Stinky man June 2, 2020

Peter Scully

An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.

“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Scumlord

someone who plays really bad and still wins because of his luck, but thinks he/she is actually good

"There are no tinted rocks here"-Scumlord

still 50 streak wins

by EljovenAleman June 15, 2015

Vin Scully

World Famous Brooklyn/Los Angeles Dodgers announcer that won broadcaster of the century honors and has won over America's heart with his vivid storytelling and clever wit. Has been announcing for over 50 years and counting, and is regularly called the best broadcaster of all time.

Vin Scully is a remarkable talent... "It's tiiiiime for Dodger Baseball!"

Oh shit, the date is 2/22/2222, for some reason the Dodgers are playing a game in the second inning with 2 on, 2 out, and a 2-2 count. The score is 22-22, and Vin Scully rolls over in his grave.

by Calin D October 16, 2008

scummy joe

a rolled up cigarette or joint usually less than an inch long

''i only have a little bit of baccy left''
''just roll a scummy joe''

by the scummy joe October 16, 2012