scryking

Inconsolable crying. Crying so hard you're shrieking and screaming at the same time.

Bob: so what was wrong with Lisa
Gus: her mum has died, it was awful, she was skryking.
scryking, or skryking means crying so much and so loud that the person is inconsolable. Slang word known in the northwest of England.

by Skyryking November 21, 2014

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

Scrying

When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.

by Definitianator November 13, 2011

scryming

the action of screaming and crying at the same time

friend: sends a photo of Jimin's PHAT CUTE ASS FACE*
you: OMG HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE SCREAMING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME?!
friend: scryming
you: I'M SCRYMING

by YAMSASS September 20, 2017

Scrying

Screaming crying.

She started scrying as soon as I said "we need to talk".

by rufuskeefus December 11, 2011

scroking

a combination of scrubbing and stroking .Waking off in the shower in order to clean your family jewels.

A:dude how do i get this zit off my johnson?

B:scroking it in the shower should help that

by mabalz January 30, 2010