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Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.
"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008
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Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.
Scrying by Definitianator November 13, 2011

Scriming 

The word combined with screaming and crying.
A word created by three friends.
Your screaming and crying right now. Hmm your scriming.
Scriming by Allyissleepy January 26, 2021

scraming 

In the context of a verb it can mean ejaculating in one's belly button and then eating the ejaculation from the bellybutton.
guy 1: yo did you hear about becky and josh
guy 2: yeah i heard he tried scraming on her.
guy 1: gross.
scraming by yourloyalcatgirl December 29, 2020

scryking 

Inconsolable crying. Crying so hard you're shrieking and screaming at the same time.
Bob: so what was wrong with Lisa
Gus: her mum has died, it was awful, she was skryking.
scryking, or skryking means crying so much and so loud that the person is inconsolable. Slang word known in the northwest of England.
scryking by Skyryking November 21, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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