scrumfis

The sudden realization, mid-thought, that speaking was pointless because nobody is meaningfully listening or it will not matter, producing an immediate internal collapse of motivation to continue.

I was explaining this rad idea I had to my friends when I noticed the glaze on their eyes and had a moment of heartbreaking scrumfis.

by Scrumfis January 24, 2026

Scumfished

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.

Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"

by A Princess July 18, 2009

scrumish

Something that was fucking delicious

Mmmm these ccs are scrumish

by Clam fisherman November 16, 2014

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009

Scrufism

To make up a completley moronic excuse and actually believe you will fool people into believing you.

"did you hear her? She said she got lost on her way to class. This is the end of her Junior year! What a scrufism."

by Mookookookoowookoolookoo May 31, 2007

Scrumfillicious

The way the hairy part of your boyfriends chest feels.

My boyfriends chest feels so scrumfillicious.

by Savage WordPlay May 18, 2021

scrumpiss

when a think of food is good but its aftertaste is ass

this choclate is scrumpiss

by im kinda sossy January 18, 2022