scrumpiss

when a think of food is good but its aftertaste is ass

this choclate is scrumpiss

by im kinda sossy January 18, 2022

Schuppisser

Swiss last name. THE DANKEST

Girl: Hey is that guy over there a Schuppisser?

Guy: Yea he's so sick!

by Spikey C March 9, 2009

Scrumpsnozmaflump

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 11, 2003

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

scrummins

The small pieces of marajuana that fall in the cracks of your coffee table, couch, etc. These are only to be smoked when extremely desperate due to the fact that these are usually found around other items that would be deemed disgusting, and due to the fact that they are stale old and covered in dirt.

I already smoked all my resin so I scraped up my scrummins and smoked that shit up.

by DAGLE AND CHRIS October 29, 2006