Scrufism

To make up a completley moronic excuse and actually believe you will fool people into believing you.

"did you hear her? She said she got lost on her way to class. This is the end of her Junior year! What a scrufism."

Scrufism by Mookookookoowookoolookoo May 31, 2007

scrubism 

creative and funny ways of calling people scrubs, usually a setup or a joke.

bob: why did the chicken cross the road?
bill: i do not know, bob. why?
bob: to get to the scrubs house. hey, knock knock
bill: uh, whose there?
bob: THE CHICKEN.
bill: wow, nice scrubism

scrubism by llamalord October 17, 2014

Scrubisme 

A term used to describe definitives in the aspect of shoe stealing, Precarious words or Star wars references

Man, I sure hope nothing happens with me and scrubisme. I hate the idea of scrubisme

Scrubisme by The realest real April 3, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004