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Infamous Two Toned Scrumish 

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations
Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

Scrunish 

A combination of scratch and punish usually used to replace the word punish. It implies that some sort of kinky deed must be done to the offender or to self. Best said using a sweetish school boy's accent.
Oops! I did not mean to touch your butt, looks like I need to be scrunished.
Scrunish by Iam xSaladx January 6, 2010

scrubish 

Having the attributes of a loser, reject, or failure (a "scrub")
Most of the applicants we've looked at are really scrubish.
scrubish by Boso November 26, 2007

scrumshus 

Anything tasty that can crumble. A bagel can be scrumshus where as a drink cannot.
- dude this drink is so scrumshus
- you mean it's yumshus, only crumbly things can be scrumshus
- i hate you
scrumshus by Johnny Bagel March 28, 2008

scrumpshack 

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.
Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.
scrumpshack by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005

Scrumshandle 

A Scrumshandle is an act of bravado used to prevent a Donnybrook or large fight. The act is terrifying in theory, but has never actually been defined.
"And then I told him I'd give him the old Scrumshandle if he didn't heave off. Worked like a charm."
Scrumshandle by Furly Burly February 16, 2019