A person who is a scrub and a bum at the same time. Someone who couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn in an online shooter. Sometimes referred to as a “Hawkeye83”.
by Irishpatriot415 February 3, 2022
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by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015
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The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.
"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."
Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?
Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!
Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?
Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!
by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012
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Get the SCRUBUNTS mug.Someone that is so bad and pathetic they aren't even considered a scrub or noob, but the meal that a scrub or noob would eat before going to do whatever scrub/noob-like actions they do.
You don't know how to even park a car without backing in and out of the spot twice? You're just a pathetic scrubmeal.
by DUTS July 23, 2010
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Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Damn yo, check out that scrub lookin' kid down there, he sure does look like a big ol' scrubmaste to me.
Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
by Yo_Daddy. October 6, 2011
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