scrubum

A person who is a scrub and a bum at the same time. Someone who couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn in an online shooter. Sometimes referred to as a “Hawkeye83”.

I just smacked that guy in Wii baseball! He’s such a scrubum!

scrubum by Irishpatriot415 February 3, 2022

Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.

That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.

Scrubmuffin by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015

scrubmunkin 

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

scrubmunkin by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012

Scrubmonked 

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)

A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.

Scrubmonked by DankCookie November 27, 2016

SCRUBUNTS

The crumbs of weed that are left-over after rolling up a dub

"Yo bud, clean up those SCRUBUNTS on the table. My mom's going to be home soon!"

SCRUBUNTS by J.VEE & KARKAR February 9, 2012

scrubmeal 

Someone that is so bad and pathetic they aren't even considered a scrub or noob, but the meal that a scrub or noob would eat before going to do whatever scrub/noob-like actions they do.

You don't know how to even park a car without backing in and out of the spot twice? You're just a pathetic scrubmeal.

scrubmeal by DUTS July 23, 2010

scrubmaster 

A master of scrubs.
Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.

Damn yo, check out that scrub lookin' kid down there, he sure does look like a big ol' scrubmaste to me.

Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.

scrubmaster by Yo_Daddy. October 6, 2011