Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.

That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.

Scrubmuffin by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015

scrubmunkin 

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

scrubmunkin by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012

scrub muffin 

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

scrub muffin by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013

scrub muffin 

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

scrub muffin by dana and linh January 26, 2004

scrodmuffin 

A word invented my yours truly. Already taking on widespread use, it can be used to replace any noun in a sentnce, especially proper nouns.

"Take a fish. Bake it into a muffin. Tada! Scrodmuffin."

scrodmuffin by Cataphract_40 October 4, 2004

scuzmuffin

a muffin that had been scuzzed too mungo. bling bling!

da bling bling is a manny scuzmuffin. word.

scuzmuffin by da djinzter July 24, 2003