scrubmeal 

Someone that is so bad and pathetic they aren't even considered a scrub or noob, but the meal that a scrub or noob would eat before going to do whatever scrub/noob-like actions they do.

You don't know how to even park a car without backing in and out of the spot twice? You're just a pathetic scrubmeal.

scrubmeal by DUTS July 23, 2010

scrumpalicious 

Pleasing to your sense of taste in an overwhelming nature.

Homemade taramisu prepared with fresh ingredients is scrumpalicious.

scrumpalicious by loki469 June 9, 2011

Scrumhalf 

Prick

That scrumhalf is a right prick isn’t he?

Scrumhalf by CR055F1T April 19, 2021

scrōtmeal 

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

scrōtmeal by logifresssssh April 9, 2013

Scrumbelina 

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

Scrumbelina by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

scrummel 

Substance created when cheap american cheese merges with mayonnaise due to their being allowed to co-mingle for too great a duration. Often found in sub-par sandwiches and wraps.

Bri: "That roast beef wrap was gross."

Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."

scrummel by El Jquan June 17, 2011

scrumhalf 

A position in the sport of rugby. The scrumhalf (who usually wears the #9 jersey) is responsible for removing the ball from the back of scrums (hence the name scrumhalf) and rucks and distributing it to either the backs or forwards. This means that the scrumhalf (along with the flyhalf, another position in rugby that works closely with the scrumhalf) is responsible for coordinating the offensive strategy and making adjustments to the tempo of play as the game progresses. The scrumhalf also usually helps coordinate the team on defense and stays close to all rucks and mauls in case the ball should become open for play.

Scrumhalves tend to be smaller, quicker, and more compact in build than their forward teammates. Often, a scrumhalf will be one of the more experienced players on the team. They usually possess good ball-handling skills and a good knowledge of the game. They also need to be able to communicate well with teammates and make good decisions quickly.

Well, I used to be more of an outside center, but lately I've been playing at scrumhalf.

scrumhalf by justanotherrugger May 27, 2010