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scrubmaster 

A master of scrubs.
Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Damn yo, check out that scrub lookin' kid down there, he sure does look like a big ol' scrubmaste to me.

Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
scrubmaster by Yo_Daddy. October 6, 2011
Words you can keep

Scrubster 

A combination of Scrubs and chubster; what occurs when you watch an episode of Scrubs and end up sporting a partial, usually because the show is just that damn good.
Dude! I just saw that Wizard of Oz parody episode that Scrubs did a few years ago. It's seriously so good that I'm rockin' a Scrubster.
Scrubster by Yeocmada December 11, 2011

scrapmaster 

One who takes or asks for the remains or scraps of other peoples things.
My mom sneakily reaches in the garbage for scraps of the chicken pot pie that I threw away, as i bust her out and yell "you scrapmaster!" and laugh.

As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."

Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.

A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
scrapmaster by whiteyz March 31, 2009

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

Stubmaster 

On who stubs their toe frequently, even repeatedly on the same object in more than one occasion.
K:*OWWWWW!!!!!*
C: What happened?
K: I stubbed my toe!
C: On that same black box again?! Congratulations stubmaster!
Stubmaster by cf89 January 21, 2010

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.
scoutmaster randal by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Scoutmasters Handshake 

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.
My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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