scrōtmeal

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

by logifresssssh April 9, 2013

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

scrotumnal equinox

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023