Scrotumnavigate

An amalgamation of the words Scrotum and Circumnavigate.

To avoid an issue, and come back to where you started.

Proverbially, to beat around the bush.

John: Dude, why is my girlfriend's bra is hanging on the end of your bed?

Fred: Well, see it's time to do the washing and, hey, what are you doing this Friday? Do you want to go to the club?

John: Dude, don't scrotumnavigate the issue.
by BarelyMyself November 02, 2008
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scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.
There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003
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