porch cookie

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
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noxtalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for something that is rooted in past social norms that are now outdated and inappropriate.
The school's draconian dress code policy was written by board members blinded by noxtalgia for restrictive, gender-normative clothing styles of decades past.
by odbal. September 14, 2021
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Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"
by odbal. May 04, 2016
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scrotumnal

Having scrotum-like qualities. Applicable to appearance, texture, scent, and flavor.
"You have a Sphynx cat? I've always wondered if their skin is more like a pig or a scrotum."

"It's definitely scrotumnal."
by odbal. October 05, 2021
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