Definitions by odbal.
scrotumnal
"You have a Sphynx cat? I've always wondered if their skin is more like a pig or a scrotum."
"It's definitely scrotumnal."
"It's definitely scrotumnal."
scrotumnal by odbal. October 5, 2021
noxtalgia
A sentimental longing or wistful affection for something that is rooted in past social norms that are now outdated and inappropriate.
The school's draconian dress code policy was written by board members blinded by noxtalgia for restrictive, gender-normative clothing styles of decades past.
porch cookie
A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
porch cookie by odbal. August 29, 2021
Fucks like a Marine
A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
Fucks like a Marine by odbal. May 18, 2016