A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”