scrononis 

like a girlfriend... but not actually a girlfriend, especially in long-distance situations.

She's not my girlfriend, she's my scrononis!

scrononis by angelvs April 24, 2005

scronis 

the flesh between the penis and scrotum

my scronis itches

dude she licked from my scronis to my head

scronis by peonurleg November 24, 2010

scromonus 

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl

Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"

scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008

Scrotosis 

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up

"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis

Scrotosis by Curny September 26, 2005

Scrotosis 

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.

Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"

Scrotosis by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010

Scrooning 

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

Scrooning by LMasters May 30, 2018

scroons

A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique

That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard

scroons by tweardy December 7, 2006