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scrollaholic

A person addicted to scrolling their cell phone.

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing
Someone searching for significance through their smart phone. Karen is a scrollaholic.
scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose
You are a schoolaholic
Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

scrolliholic 

I can't seem to finish this book I'm reading because I can't leave my phone alone, I'm a scrolliholic.
scrolliholic by CEGsChonnect September 3, 2023

scrobbaholic 

One who is addicted to scrobbling, the process of adding a scrobble (piece of data that reads the song, album and artist of a song and the timestamp you listened to it at.
Person A: "Wow, this club is playing some really good music! I should scrobble it"

Person B: "Dude, you are such a scrobbaholic"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026