scrollaholic

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Joe who keeps searching for meaning with their thumb instead of their life. What a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

scrollaholic

A person addicted to scrolling their cell phone.

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Someone searching for significance through their smart phone. Karen is a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose

You are a schoolaholic

Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

scrolliholic 

When you're addicted to scrolling.

I can't seem to finish this book I'm reading because I can't leave my phone alone, I'm a scrolliholic.

scrolliholic by CEGsChonnect September 3, 2023

scrobbaholic 

One who is addicted to scrobbling, the process of adding a scrobble (piece of data that reads the song, album and artist of a song and the timestamp you listened to it at.

Person A: "Wow, this club is playing some really good music! I should scrobble it"

Person B: "Dude, you are such a scrobbaholic"

scrobbaholic by 1qaz_isthegreatest June 24, 2025