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Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
scroned by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
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I scroged that hot girl in our class last night.
scroged by Uncle Rico92 February 6, 2014

scrogged 

a verb describing a person who has been tricked, deceived, or who has become the scapegoat at the expense of another.
I was told to stay late because my co-worker didn't get her work done. You've been scrogged.
scrogged by jojungle March 7, 2011

scrogness 

A way of describing and rating someone or something's undesirability or unattractiveness.
The man known simply as 'Gundy' woke up in a pool of scrogness.

A lady exited the bar and spewed all over the pavement in front of me, then sat down and began urinating herself, she was a woman of particular scrogness, i had to have her.
scrogness by TreeBeard May 12, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026