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when something is slimey, grimey and scummy.
"hey did you hear about that guy who died hanging from his balls in a closet"

"yeah thats pretty scrimey hey?"
scrimey by mistamouse June 27, 2009
Words you can keep
1. a thin guy who is also dirty and shiesty (scrawny+grimey)

2. someone who looks like they were born in a trashcan, or they smoke too much meth
son, that guy was so scrimey, he offered me a hit of meth for a sandwich.

id lay out that scrimeball in one punch to the dome. hed probably bleed meth
scrimey by Gorv July 1, 2007

Scrime Dog 

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.
Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table
Scrime Dog by TonythemanP November 17, 2010

Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus 

A mythical mountaneer in Faroe Island folklore. Basically he was a succesful man with regards to the mountaneering society but harboured a dark sexual desire for young children.
Mate, you look like Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus just paid you a little visit.
to lift up ball sack and scrap under using a chease grator as used by richard deleon my spanish teacher
"TIME TO SRCIME!!!"

one more scrime boys!!!
scrime flakes cereal, deleon's choice
scrime by statusfx May 12, 2009

scrimmy bingus 

A heroic figure known for inventing slugs and not having a physical form like [Mohammed{.
scrimmy bingus by tomatoBhutan March 11, 2019
very tight with money, cheap or tight fisted with cash. This was a real word in the 1800's that was dropped for lack of use.
He is so very scrimy - you can hear the money squeaking as it comes from his wallet.
scrimy by Yer_Mom December 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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