Scrimmy

When something isn't exactly how you wanted it to be, or not pleasing.

Tony's new car is kind of scrimmy.

by ScrimmyBingus May 24, 2017

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

scrimmy

The term used to describe the white liquid (female cum) that comes out of a womans love box when she is sexually excited.

"I made her scrimmy all over!"

by A M Holt August 30, 2006

scrimmy

A pedo old man who has anger issues and is a retarded cunt fuck.

"Scrimmy! Stop staring at the little girls"

by gan$ta July 13, 2016

scrimmy bingus

A heroic figure known for inventing slugs and not having a physical form like Mohammed{.

He took my Scrimmy Bingus!

by tomatoBhutan March 11, 2019

scrimmy bingus

The highest form of insults. Only a few are deserving of this name.

what a terrible person, there really a scrimmy bingus

by Shboosh September 8, 2022

Scrimmy

Bisexual; comes from "sexually indiscriminate".

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.

by Gerald December 1, 2004