Scrimmy 

When something isn't exactly how you wanted it to be, or not pleasing.

Tony's new car is kind of scrimmy.

Scrimmy by ScrimmyBingus May 24, 2017

scrimmy 

The term used to describe the white liquid (female cum) that comes out of a womans love box when she is sexually excited.

"I made her scrimmy all over!"

scrimmy by A M Holt August 30, 2006

Scrimmy 

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

Scrimmy by johnson December 19, 2003

scrimmy 

A pedo old man who has anger issues and is a retarded cunt fuck.

"Scrimmy! Stop staring at the little girls"

scrimmy by gan$ta July 13, 2016

Scrimmy 

Bisexual; comes from "sexually indiscriminate".

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.

Scrimmy by Gerald December 1, 2004

scrimmy bingus 

A heroic figure known for inventing slugs and not having a physical form like Mohammed{.

He took my Scrimmy Bingus!

scrimmy bingus by tomatoBhutan March 11, 2019

scrimmy bingus 

The highest form of insults. Only a few are deserving of this name.

what a terrible person, there really a scrimmy bingus

scrimmy bingus by Shboosh September 8, 2022