screwveneer

A souvenir procured while traveling without any purchase having occurred

Even though it took till the crack of dawn, I got the screwveneer black bud menu from the weed shop in Amsterdam during the Cannabis Cup.

by anonymous October 8, 2021

screwveneer

Contents like brain rot media, violent video games, or movies rated PG-13 / R that your parents typically don't allow at home but that you end up exposed to during a sleepover.

I know my parents would freak out if they knew I played that violent video game called "GTA 5", but it was just screwveneer during the sleepover at my friend's house last night!

by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

screwvenir

Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.

"How do you like this cool candle holder? It's a screwvenir from the other night at Todd's house."

by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008

Screwvenir

Anything stolen from a one night stand. Whether it be a used condom or a blender.

After Tim and I fucked like bunnies and past out, I screwvenired his entire collection of lawn gnomes.

by Klosedkasket September 15, 2003

screwveneir

An object you take with you from the area you just screwed a person.

Steve: Hey, where'd you get that lamp?
Will: It's my screwveneir from when I was at Meg's last night

by thatacegirl July 4, 2014

Screwvenir

Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.

"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"

"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."

by ruggedzero March 4, 2019