After Tim and I fucked like bunnies and past out, I screwvenired his entire collection of lawn gnomes.
by Klosedkasket September 15, 2003
Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.
"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"
"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."
"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."
by ruggedzero March 04, 2019
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.
by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008
by CrazyJay April 19, 2009
An item obtained from a sleepover at a friend's house, often cherished as a token of the fun and memories made during the night, whether it’s a snack, a toy, or a keepsake.
After that epic sleepover, I took home a screwvenir—a half-eaten bag of Doritos, a schoolgirl's uniform, and a borrowed DVD of an Indonesian movie that we watched during the night!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025